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Entirely too stubborn.
Nerdy.
Already set in a career I can work the rest of my life.

That career is Law Enforcement.
I am a cop.

I'll give advice on anything I know a thing about so don't hesitate to ask.

 

darbyinblue replied to your post: Gentleman under investigation for choking his…

Asshole is a day late. Hey, no more disqus?

Oops! Apparently when I changed themes, I didn’t re-add disqus.

DISQUS HAS RETURNED. Disqus me. And disqus Darby. And the 3 other people who disqus on my posts. :\

Gentleman under investigation for choking his daughter during an argument told me I should write a book tonight.
I told him maybe later.

We have a radio channel for our garage doors here. You just key the mic for like 5 seconds and the door opens/closes.

I was karaoke-ing and keyed the mic to shut the door as I pulled out and some douche canoe changed the channel after he pulled in the garage and shut the door… so… well, I sang some good old fashioned country jam to scanner land.

You guys didn’t know this but… I’m going to probably publish 99% (exaggeration but a good chunk) of the crap that I’ve posted on here someday. I 100% intend to write a book when I decide to be a grown up and have enough content. I also have tons of junk in my “drafts” folder that I’m not sure is appropriate for the internet (yet) as it’s pretty gory and may kind of give away who I am in a way but… I totally plan to write a book someday about my experiences.

Dogs are Freaky

Okay, so I’ve skipped titles for weeks now but… this one warrants a title.

I’ve heard of dogs being possessive of people and uber-protective and blah blah blah. But, I never really understood it until I’ve dealt with a dead person’s dog. (This gets a little gross. Just FYI)

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So… People suck. We all know it.

Thoughts with the victims.

epitomeofgreatness asked
So what has been your strangest arrest you've made?

My first ever arrest was basically for overdue library books….

The lady had a warrant for $60+ in very overdue books.

When heaven seems so far away
And dreams are just a memory
Without the dark the light won’t show
Remember that you’re not alone.

When you watch the world just turn away
And break the promises you made
When love is all to hard to hold
Just take a breath and let it go

We The Kings - Just Keep Breathing

Certain people’s appearances make me mentally review whether or not I remember CPR.

Julius Sharpe on twitter