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Entirely too stubborn.
Nerdy.
Already set in a career I can work the rest of my life.

That career is Law Enforcement.
I am a cop.

I'll give advice on anything I know a thing about so don't hesitate to ask.

 

innercitylights:

i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house

Do you remember that guy… way back when… I said he worked for the city and was like 7 damn feet tall and just a huge guy. I was having a really bad day and he put on glittery eyelashes and told me he’d go to call like that if I would stop being such a twat? Well, a bunch of the city guys were having bloodys and watching movies at his house and I couldn’t go. Then, of course, the next night, I was able to go out to the bar and he had to work until 11.
By 11… I was having a good time… And I was fucking obnoxious.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a PSA against drinking and texting.

Do you remember that guy… way back when… I said he worked for the city and was like 7 damn feet tall and just a huge guy. I was having a really bad day and he put on glittery eyelashes and told me he’d go to call like that if I would stop being such a twat? Well, a bunch of the city guys were having bloodys and watching movies at his house and I couldn’t go. Then, of course, the next night, I was able to go out to the bar and he had to work until 11.

By 11… I was having a good time… And I was fucking obnoxious.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a PSA against drinking and texting.

Also, boys and girls, I am goddamned obsessed with this theater that finally appeared in my basement.

Also, boys and girls, I am goddamned obsessed with this theater that finally appeared in my basement.

This firefighter is 27 and only 5 feet tall…


That is all.

This firefighter is 27 and only 5 feet tall…


That is all.

Here’s something you might not know, or maybe you do (fuck it if you do). I do not get like Hulk-rage-monster angry on duty. Generally speaking, I am level headed and chill. Sure, there are assholes but hey, I can be an asshole too. No need to actually get upset over most of the stuff that happens here. (Added the “read more” jump because I suddenly decided the F-work created NYT Best Seller quality writing and I got a little ranty. This post is more personal than work-related. Sorry but I have a hardcore potty mouth after the click.)

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Anonymous asked
Just thought you might not be anymore because in a post you said "someone asked me on my last day"

Last day of my shift. Its just how I refer to it. Sorry for the confusion.

titytwochainz:

i got half a mind to quit my job on some follow my dreams shit but this aint no damn teennick movie imma be homeless

Anonymous asked
Are you still a police officer?

Nope. Gave it up for strippin’….

Yes. I’m still a police officer. What would make you think I wasn’t?