Entirely too stubborn.
Already set in a career I can work the rest of my life.
That career is Law Enforcement.
I am a cop.
I'll give advice on anything I know a thing about so don't hesitate to ask.
You don’t properly understand nightshift until you’ve signed up for overtime on top of you shift, effectively making it a 16 hour shift, a few days in a row and suddenly you have to decide whether to shower OR eat breakfast because you’re far too tired to do both.
And then you end up not wanting to shower for like a week.
Also, whenever I get a new follower, I soooo want to go through 20+ pages of your Tumblr but… I’m terrified that you have some hardcore shit on there… So I have to wait.
Surprise! Three guys from work added me on snapchat.
Not sure whether it will be funny or… . y’know fucking terrifying.
But a little part of me is just so proud that I’m making a positive influence on their technological decisions. Snapchat is not evil unless you are.
I am so far fucking done with this winter. It is snowing right now. We are working short… and I’m not doing shit. My goal for this evening is merely to not get stuck.
My frostbite is peeling… I look like a snake shedding its skin… Or a mutant.
If you were a mutant, what would your power be?
Outside for 5 minutes tops in heavy wind at RealFeel temp of -36.
Baby frostbite on my fucking forehead. Seriously. I look like I have a series of horns growing out of my forehead.
Hope assholes don’t ruin it.
I’m going to say this. Short version. Maybe post the long later. And both times it will upset me as well as every other time it might come up from now until I die (or he dies).
Our district attorney had the nuts to tell a female corrections officer that women need to stop bitching after they’re molested/raped because “they are stronger because of it.”Oh! And, “just because someone molested a couple kids doesn’t mean they’ll do it again.” (Paraphrased)
Of course that’s what I mean. Police officers always do bath salts.
… You obviously don’t follow me and/or don’t really my most of my posts. The post IMMEDIATELY prior to that said that I was dealing with people who take the face-eating drug.